-I’m pretty lucky, but I’m waiting for an apocalypse of bad luck due to a black cat.
-When it’s winter and the sun is out and it’s 50 something degrees, it does something magical in your spirit bones.
-My sexual appetite is still alarming, but what is nymphomania in comparison to manic depressive traits and such.
-My car payment is due in two days and I haven’t the money to pay.
-My car is the most pain in my ass I have ever had, and I think the one ass-pain that could ever possibly hurt more, is like, an elephant, or a rhino pounding their dicks into my ass.
-I’m bad at the post, still.
-I am going to my first circus this weekend.
-I still have all major body parts.
-Ate too many sour patch kids and now I can’t taste anything and my mouth hurts.
-I haven’t done anything noteworthy lately. I’m ashamed.